10 Reasons Kellie Pickler Should Be In The Raleigh Christmas Parade

The Raleigh Christmas Parade will do pretty much anything to get Kellie Pickler as its Grand Marshal.

1. You will get a cool hat

I mean, really....you have never looked better.

2. You will get showered with compliments

Like an angel on top of the tree, The Ghost of Christmas Beauty, You are "Dashing through the Glow," etc.

3. You will get to interact with memes as we display our excitement all over the internet

We already have "One Does Not Simply Be As Flawless as Kellie Pickler" in the works (there go those compliments again).

4. Because Derek Hough is begging you!

And we aren't very good at Photoshop here, and are running out of leverage.

5. The world deserves to see Peanut dressed up as a snowman

I mean this outfit...rolling by on a float...while I drink hot chocolate with adoring children...oh yeah.

6. *Drool* Scotty Mcreery loved it and he isn't as good at rocking a spicy, red dress.

Not to say you shouldn't try, Scotty. I know I would love to see that.

7. We are, like, super nice and want to stare at your face!

8. It wasn't easy getting these cats to hold this pose just for you!

I would like to point out the "Meowy Christmas" joke. You are welcome, America.

9. Because YOU ARE LITERALLY GREAT AT CHRISTMAS!

I mean look at you...look at those elves...look at the cheer!

10. Finally, because Raleigh is obsessed with you, Christmas is obsessed with you, and even this cat is shocked that your overwhelming cheery goodness has not been in our Christmas Parade!

Psssttt, Kellie. The Raleigh Christmas Parade is November 23rd. We are begging you to be in it. We will give you every ounce of hot chocolate in this city. And a big hug. And a heated blanket for Peanut. Pleaseeeeeee!