The Definitive Ranking Of All 30 Male Pokémon Gym Leaders By Hotness

Gotta catch 'em all! ;)

30. Clay

Nintendo

He comes off as the misogynist type that doesn't have time for anybody else. And those chaps? No thanks.

29. Wulfric

Nintendo

Have you ever seen the show about the guys that drive across Alaska in trucks? Bingo.

28. Wattson

Nintendo

Flip flops and a floral shirt: he's the Pokémon version of Mario Batali. I also still have nightmares of his use of shock wave.

27. Clemont

Nintendo

It's really his personality that got him here. Maybe it's the shades, but he comes off as a nerdy kid that you want to love but is too smart for his own good.

26. Giovanni

Nintendo

He makes a living off of stealing and selling Pokémon. There's nothing else to add.

25. Ramos

Nintendo

He's cute in that old guy way? We don't know what his story is.

24. Chuck

Nintendo

Chuck answers the age-old question of "do you even lift?" Answer: not enough.

23. Blaine

Nintendo

I mainly like him because he reminds me of the Pringles man.

22. Bugsy

Nintendo

1. I think Pharrell designed this outfit.

2. Bugs are disgusting.

21. Burgh

Nintendo

He gives off a '70s-Napoleon Dynamite vibe.

20. Wake

Nintendo

Props for rocking the wetsuit at his age.

19. Juan

Nintendo

I will learn to love Juan when he learns to shave the creeper stache.

18. Chili, Cilan, and Cress

Nintendo

They're practically the same person - it's really dependent on your type. *wink*

17. Brycen

Nintendo

There's something about a man in a kimono and slippers that intrigues me.

16. Lt. Surge

Nintendo

Lt. Surge is the original bad boy. He's the guy that your mom told you always to avoid but there's something about him that keeps you asking for more.

15. Roark

Nintendo

Male version of Alex Vause (OITNB), anyone? I dig it.

14. Morty

Nintendo

There's a 70% chance he's in a Pokémon boy band.

13. Wallace

Nintendo

AKA Lady Gaga's twin brother.

12. Drayden

Nintendo

Half of the allure is just wanting to know what's behind the beard. Or mask? Not sure what that is.

11. Falkner

Nintendo

He's one of those guys you think is cute but have never been interested in pursuing. Nothing much to add.

10. Cheren

Nintendo

His business professional attire makes me weak.

9. Koga

Nintendo

He could poison me any day.

8. Grant

Nintendo

Rocking your world since Generation 6. Also, it's pretty sad it took Pokémon that long to get an ethnically diverse set of gym leaders. POKÉMON IS GLOBAL.

7. Pryce

Nintendo

The original Silver Fox. His khakis and penny loafers make me feel some sort of way.

6. Brawly

Nintendo

*swoon*

5. Brock

Nintendo

You can't help but love Brock.

Well, unless you're every woman in the Pokémon franchise.

4. Byron

Nintendo

Yes, he is hotter than his son. That is no mistake.

3. Norman

Nintendo

Is this inappropriate since he's technically your dad in the Ruby/Sapphire games? It is? TOO BAD DON'T CARE

2. Marlon

Nintendo

Has he considered switching to a speedo?

1. Volkner

Nintendo

Volkner is the man of your dreams: pensive, handsome, and dressed to impress. He could electrocute my Pokémon and I'd still want to bring him home to mom in Pallet Town.