The Entire World Watched A Door For An Announcement of His Birth
Then The Entire Pride Came Out To See The New Prince
And Watch His Dad Wave to Jesus
And Walk Awkwardly To The Car
But Then We Had Silence
And People Began To Ask Real Questions About The Royal Baby
And Act Like It Isn't A Big Deal
as the unstoppable flood of sycophancy unleashed by the royal birth continues to sweep away sanity and proportion.