18 Of The Most Lorde Things To Ever Happen

    The New Zealand songstress turns 18 (WTF?!) today!

    1. When she confessed that, while she is most obviously cool, it is not easy to maintain.

    2. When a redditor claimed to have met her and she shut them down hardcore.

    3. When she thought of the best way to protest the Westboro Baptist Church.

    4. And when she surprised people on Omegle just 'cause.

    5. When she was on South Park. Obviously.

    i don't actually watch south park but from what i can tell sia was involved and someone's mum said something really nice about me.. score!

    6. When she confessed her love and marriage to cheese.

    v good airport cheese platter CHRISTCHURCH START GETTING EXCITED

    7. Oh, and when she inspired this joke.

    8. And it went on and on and on and on...

    9. When she used a photo of herself to ~block out the haterz.~

    10. Or when she was Voldemort.

    11. When she confessed that the Miley fans ***REALLY loved her!

    12. When her dog had a deep, existential crisis.

    tried to take a qt selfie with my dog before i realized he is going through a deep existential crisis right now oops

    13. And when she messed around the Photobooth JUST LIKE US!

    NZ TOUR TICKETS TOMORROW AT NOON THIS IS NOT A DRILL

    14. When she uncovered the greatest thing to Google search.

    the best google image search you can do is 'huge dogs'

    15. When she confessed to being an "adult baby alien."

    i am a adult baby alien who has descended to earth and my eyebrow and baby hair game is going something like this

    16. When she shut down dumb stupid emails.

    just had to send an email that said "no one ever asks a guy to sit on top of a piano" 😒

    17. When she was beautifully honest.

    i find this curious - two photos from today, one edited so my skin is perfect and one real. remember flaws are ok :-)

    18. And this. Really this.

    the smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account