1.
This (literal) shithead.
2.
The guy who will probably never have kids.
3.
Or the guy who dared to challenge Myspace Tom.
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The guy who was just generally being a bit of a douche to his dog.
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Or this guy who thought he'd be a joker and mess other people's shit up.
8.
Whoever thought they could get away with this.
10.
This dog and its poop yard.
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Or the robber who didn't get quite what he bargained for.
12.
This kid who learnt very early on that you NEVER HIT A CAT.
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Anyone who thought this was a good way to spend a Saturday night.
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And Adam Sandler for thinking he could *totally* pull off a movie where he plays twins of the opposite sex. Totally.