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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Go through the Mines of Moria 2. Hang around Lothlórien for a bit 3. Watch Sean Bean die, again. 4. Jump into Mt Doom
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#HowToApproachWomen MT: "@Katie_Princess3: #coffee ”
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#HowToApproachWomen Ask your mother.
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#Howtoapproachwomen 1. Join Tinder. 2. Write height in bio. 3. Pose shirtless with a tiger for a photograph. 4. Upload.
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Think of women as hungry lions. 2. You would not approach hungry lions.
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#HowToApproachWomen 1 - Get in the shower. 2 - Curl into a ball 3 - Cry and cry and cry 4 - Wait patiently.
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. It's just a jump to the left
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Remove your penis from the plastic casing 2. Wash it thoroughly under warm water 3. As in Fig. 3, use an Allan Key to
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Measure amount of analyte 2. Add colour indicator to Erlenmeyer flask 3. Add titrant to burette 4. Drink acid
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Tip fedora 2. Tip self off the end of a pier
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Buy me food 2. Get away from me
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Preheat oven to 200 deg 2. Grease cake pan & fill with batter 3. Place pan in oven 4. Replace pan with own head
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#HowToApproachWomen don't.
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1) Ensure she is not kosher (subtly drop Eucharist into convo) 2) Ask if she wants to come back to see my teacup pig. #howtoapproachwomen
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Nail womp rats in T-16 2. Talk to strangers in desert, swamp 3. Become Jedi master 4. Force choke self
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Waddle up to her 2. Tip your trilby 3. Say "good day m'lady" 4. FRIENDZONED AGAIN
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Travel back in time 2. Try and save your grandpa 3. Sleep with grandpa’s girlfriend 4. Become your own grandpa
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Press R1 whilst holding L3 to move from cover to cover. The gem at bottom of screen will show how conspicuous you are #Howtoapproachwomen
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throw a roach at her #howtoroachawoman
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#howtoapproachwomen 1. Check the Castle 2. Your Princess Is In Another Castle 3. See Step 1
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Stand at the mirror at midnight 2. Throw a penny over your shoulder 3. Say "#Notallmen, #Notallmen, #Notallmen"
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#HowToApproachWomen 1 rescue from Death Star 2 impress with crappy ship 3 take to Ewok party 4 win over with mad dance skills
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Throw m&m's from the seat behind her on the bus. 2. Collect semi-melted m&m's from her hair. 3. Make small talk.
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Place 1 million dollars in unmarked bills into a bag 2. Send it to her 3. Never make contact with her every again
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Plant seeds in loamy soil 2. Water regularly 3. Pick apples 4. Eat enough apple seeds to die of cyanide posioning
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Prepare paper areoplane 2. Throw it into crowd 3. Hope it lands near a lady 4. If it was a good throw tell your mates
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#HowToApproachWomen 1. Try technique on a close male friend 2. Be reminded of all boys school hazing ritual 3. Make therapy appointment
