All Australians know Shelley Craft. She's been a key part of free TV for more than a decade, and is a consistent part of Australia media. Here she is in 2000, with two other people I've never heard of.
And yet, the unspoken words that surround Shelley remain a mystery. Why doesn't she age?
Exhibit A: Shelley Craft with a cast of NOBODIES at the 2004 Logie Awards.
Notice Shelley's youthful glow (it is maintained throughout the next 10 years).
Two years later (2006), Shelley was at the Winter Olympics in Italy. Still youthful as all hell.
2007, Shelley made a !$pl@sh! at the Melbourne Cup.
Now, here's where things get ~~~~~~~WEIRD~~~~~~~~~~
Shelley in 2008. It doesn't matter where. Point is that in four years she hasn't changed AT ALL.
If anything, she looks YOUNGER in 2008.
2009 - Shelley engaging in some fun times with Bruce Wayne, who seems to be less focused on crime in Gotham and more focused on the bizarre mystery of Shelley's un-aging skin.
2011 - Shelley with Catriona Rowntree and Natalie Gruzlewksi. Notice the age, and the unnerved face of Rowntree. She knows secrets. Dark, deep, secrets.
2012. PREGNANT SHELLEY. STILL THE SAME.
And finally, 2014. A year where so much **could** go wrong for Shelley, but doesn't. She maintains her youthful glow. She keeps her un-aged features. EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AND TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE. ESPECIALLY FOR SHELLEY.
BATHE IN THE MYSTERY THAT IS SHELLEY CRAFT, AND MORE SPECIFICALLY HER FACE.
