1.When you can't play competitive sport because no one wants to play against you.
2.When you're out at a club and everyone wants to get a photo with you.
3.When you're trying to give your friend break up advice but you have nothing good to offer because you've never been dumped.
4.When your phone has like NO battery life because of all the texts you get.
5.And when Myspace was a thing and the whole "Top 8" friends thing was HELL.
6.When you ALWAYS get picked first in sport class
7.When the job offers flow in way too fast.
8.When you have so many Facebook friends and you need to create a fan page.
9.When celebrities are in town and they want to hang out.
10.When your arms get weighed down by all the "best friend" bracelets you get given.
11.And your neck gets weighed down by all those necklaces that are like half a heart and your best friend wears the other half of the heart and everyone is like "please please pleaseeeee could you wear mine" and it's like "look I would if I could but..."
12.And when your phone line is ALWAYS on hold because people are always calling.
