23 Questions All New Zealanders Need To Answer Right Now

    "Why do New Zealanders sweat so much."

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    why does new zealand keep making reality tv shows we are just embarassing ourselves

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    why does new zealand even try

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    Why does new zealand have to be so far away from everything

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    WHY DOES NEW ZEALAND NOT HAVE TACO BELL THIS IS UNFAIR

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    I'd like to go to one of these Republication debates and ask the tough questions- like why does New Zealand butter take so long to melt?

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    I'm so pissed why does New Zealand have to be so early like Harry is 19 everywhere else but not here

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    Why do New Zealanders think things are only important if foreign media care?

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    Why do New Zealanders sweat so much

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    Why do New Zealanders only sleep with 5 people before their wedding day? Because they don't believe in six before marriage. #NZaccentjokes

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    Anonymous asked: Why do New Zealanders speak in such a funny accent? - sent from my Blickberry - http://tumblr.com/xfvdnhgkq

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    Why do we New Zealanders still use pounds for weighing babies? METRIC SYSTEM COME ON

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    Why do people think Australians and New Zealanders hate each other I love New Zealand with their sheep and all

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    Black jelly babies are a lot like New Zealanders; why do they exist?

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    Why do New Zealanders pronounce words starting with "du" as "ju"? As in Durant, Duke or duty

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    new zealanders, why on earth do you call them 'jandal' http://t.co/FKHLXQq0

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    Fucking fair play. But why do New Zealanders talk so funny? http://t.co/9fh2Zg0E

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    why the New Zealand basketball team does the hakka before they play is beyond me

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    why does everybody and their brother from new zealand have LP1

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    why does shipping to New Zealand and Australia always cost $5000 plus my soul

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    does new zealand use the same currency as america lorde is from new zealand whY did she write a sOng called million DOLLAR BILLS

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    Why does New Zealand have to be 5 hours ahead of me

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    why does this 17 year old hoe from New Zealand think she's a mogul now?

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    Why does New Zealand bother trying to make wine? Is it a substitute for petrol to get their Ute to the nearest flock of sheep?