1. On the intensity of the news in New Zealand:
2. On the ~important~ issues of everyday life in NZ:
3. On what upsets New Zealand police:
4. On gullible foreigners:
5. And on parking:
6. On the struggles of a limited dating pool:
7. On the accent:
8. On drink driving:
9. On getting cut off all the maps:
10. On the local terminology:
11. On sheep humping:
12. On losers and "this town:"
13. On time traveling:
14. On Instagram:
15. On horses:
16. On mums:
17. On asparagus season:
18. On THE GREATEST NAME OF ALL TIME:
19. And on white people:
