Buzz·Posted on 26 Aug 201418 Secrets Australians Won't Tell YouJust keep this between us, OK?by Brad EspositoBuzzFeed News Reporter, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. We don't know why we celebrate the Queen's birthday and the British don't, but we ALSO don't really care. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. We don't really pay for ANY television show. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Drop bears are actually very real and very, very scary. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. There is no feeling better than stepping off the plane when you touch down in Oz. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. McDonald's is really just the poor man's Oporto. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Nickelback sell out shows here. 7. We adopted Redfoo and crafted him into what he has become. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Oh, and we did the same thing to The Madden Brothers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Seal is more than "that guy who sang 'Kiss From a Rose'" over here. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. The sun isn't always out. View this photo on Instagram 11. The water isn't always warm. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. If you take our Vegemite, we are legally allowed to kill you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. A lot of us aren't actually that tanned, and we get sunburned a lot. 14. We don't all surf (but we let you carry on thinking that we do). Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Our police are afraid of the water. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. No one really likes any of our politicians. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. We kinda started the Masterchef thing. 18. And we DO know what a pope is, promise!