1. We don’t know why we celebrate the Queen’s birthday and the British don’t, but we ALSO don’t really care.
4. There is no feeling better than stepping off the plane when you touch down in Oz.
7. We adopted Redfoo and crafted him into what he has become.
8. Oh, and we did the same thing to The Madden Brothers.
9. Seal is more than “that guy who sang ‘Kiss From a Rose’” over here.
10. The sun isn’t always out.
But we still go to the beach!
13. A lot of us aren’t actually that tanned, and we get sunburned a lot.
15. Our police are afraid of the water.
Or crocs, whatever.
16. No one really likes any of our politicians.
17. We kinda started the Masterchef thing.
Started in the UK, made better Down Under. Kinda like the whole population.