The 18 Greatest Things To Ever Happen On "Real Housewives Of Melbourne"

    So. Much. Shade.

    1. When Andrea gave us ALL the finger:

    2. When Jackie told us what does / doesn't define her:

    3. And when Gina mentioned the **horror** of flat shoes:

    4. Or that time she unleashed some #realtalk:

    5. Or the time she won the battle before it even began:

    6. Or did anything:

    7. Actually, every time Gina said anything:

    8. Everything about this moment:

    9. When Lydia delivered this burn:

    10. And then when Gina straight up DESTROYED HER in response:

    11. The South Africa / Zimbabwe debacle:

    12. When Jackie said her husband looked "like a Mexican."

    13. And then said he looked "like Johnny fuckin' Depp."

    14. Pretty much everything Jackie ever said:

    15. The liquid lunch:

    16. When Andrea confessed she didn't know how to spell Viagra:

    17. When Janet introduced us to her world:

    18. And when Lydia got everyone (including herself) just a little bit confused: