1. This is resident boss-dog and fine dining connoisseur Matt Preston (on the right) and some bald groupie in a Tarocash shirt (left).
2. Most people know Matt from his time on Masterchef Australia, but there's so much more to the man than that.
3. Essentially, Matty P is the living, breathing example of all that is right in the world.
4. We're talkin' about a guy who owns over 100 fucking cravats.
5. While the rest of the Masterchef judges joke about the size of a cucumber like fucking four-year-olds, Matt looks down at them like the peasants they are.
6. Presto is a legit heart breaker. He gives zero fucks about your heart. Especially when it comes to pastry.
7. All anyone can ever do when confronted by Matt is lust over his presticles.
8. Look at this specimen.
9. Matt Preston has many looks (most incorporating cravats) and they've done him a world of good.
10. He legit has so many looks you can't even keep up.
11. The comparisons are downright endless.
Practically everyone wants to hang out with Matt Preston.
12. Here he is at Mary Poppins, blending in like a fucking chameleon.
13. Popular restaurant Nando's actually worships Matty P as a God (so should we all.)
14. Matt appreciates everything in life, especially food. Everyone else around him appreciates him appreciating stuff.
15. Preston literally cries for everyone else because he knows they'll never be up to his standard.
16. So he gives the people what they want.
17. He plays tricks on people because sometimes being a boss-dog 24/7 gets tiresome.
"hahah Matt you're so funny I love you."
18. And he's been kind enough to give us the opportunity to buy a lifesize cutout for ONLY $69.90.
So, if you haven't already, get on your hands and knees. Matty P is your God now.
