2. Kurt lives on Australia’s Surfers Paradise, and is quite taken with himself.
(His own editing.)
5. Every day he wakes up. Is amazing. And then goes to bed.
11. Maybe because he’s an endless source of wisdom.
15. Or maybe it’s because he loves spray tans.
“Spray tan life.”
“Spray tan <3”
18. Even when his spray tan runs out.
19. Or malfunctions.
“Warning: don’t ever get upset when you get a spray tan.”
20. Maybe it’s his theory on MH370.
22. Or maybe it’s because of whatever’s going on here.
23. Maybe it’s because even when he “pulls a stupid face, he is STILL HOT.”
24. Or his slo-mo “Bitchy hair flips.”
26. No, no, wait. It’s probably because of his understanding of everyone’s life problems.
28. He gets offended by chicken nuggets.
“I’m putting it on Facebook ‘cause I’m disgusstteeeddd.”
30. At the end of the day though, at least he’s honest.
“One day I just woke up and I was just like “fuck I’m pretty.”“
31. Kurt makes his own music videos.
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