Meet The Self-Proclaimed “Australian Paris Hilton”

Kurt Coleman has a perfect face and a big following. He likes himself. A lot.

1. This is Kurt Coleman.

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2. Kurt lives on Australia’s Surfers Paradise, and is quite taken with himself.

(His own editing.)

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5. Every day he wakes up. Is amazing. And then goes to bed.

(His editing.)

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6. Kurt takes a lot of photos of himself.

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9. He’s garnered a big following in Australia.

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11. Maybe because he’s an endless source of wisdom.

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He’s right, you know.

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15. Or maybe it’s because he loves spray tans.

“Spray tan life.”

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“Spray tan <3”

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“I love my spray tan.”

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18. Even when his spray tan runs out.

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19. Or malfunctions.

“Warning: don’t ever get upset when you get a spray tan.”

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20. Maybe it’s his theory on MH370.

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21. Or his theory on Pretty Little Liars.

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22. Or maybe it’s because of whatever’s going on here.

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23. Maybe it’s because even when he “pulls a stupid face, he is STILL HOT.”

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24. Or his slo-mo “Bitchy hair flips.”

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26. No, no, wait. It’s probably because of his understanding of everyone’s life problems.

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28. He gets offended by chicken nuggets.

“I’m putting it on Facebook ‘cause I’m disgusstteeeddd.”

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29. And he understands how the world works.

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30. At the end of the day though, at least he’s honest.

“One day I just woke up and I was just like “fuck I’m pretty.”“

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31. Kurt makes his own music videos.

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32. And the lunar eclipse?

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33. Apparently it’s nothing on him.

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Brad Esposito is a news reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney, Australia.
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