2. Kurt lives on Australia’s Surfers Paradise, and is quite taken with himself.
(His own editing.)
5. Every day he wakes up. Is amazing. And then goes to bed.
15. Or maybe it’s because he loves spray tans.
“Spray tan life.”
“Spray tan <3”
18. Even when his spray tan runs out.
19. Or malfunctions.
“Warning: don’t ever get upset when you get a spray tan.”
20. Maybe it’s his theory on MH370.
23. Maybe it’s because even when he “pulls a stupid face, he is STILL HOT.”
24. Or his slo-mo “Bitchy hair flips.”
26. No, no, wait. It’s probably because of his understanding of everyone’s life problems.
28. He gets offended by chicken nuggets.
“I’m putting it on Facebook ‘cause I’m disgusstteeeddd.”
30. At the end of the day though, at least he’s honest.
“One day I just woke up and I was just like “fuck I’m pretty.”“
31. Kurt makes his own music videos.
- The gun allegedly used by an undocumented immigrant to shoot and kill a woman on a San Francisco pier last week may have been stolen from a federal agent.
- Bounce TV and BET will no longer air series featuring Bill Cosby after court records showed he admitted to buying sedatives to give to women.
- Subway has suspended Jared Fogle, the weight-loss guy from their commercials, due to an FBI investigation.