1. When it asked this IMPORTANT QUESTION:
2. When the people were consulted:
3. When this important moment was documented:
4. When it, well...
5. The moment this weiner pun was thought up:
6. The reporting of THIS MAJOR EVENT IN HISTORY:
7. And this revelation:
8. This conclusive reporting:
9. This investigation that NEEDED to happen:
10. And this nice, bold **sex** to grab your attention:
11. This report into the greatest party snack:
12. The standstill over this suspicious flashlight:
13. This:
14. And this holy experience:
15. The plague of "black-eyed ghost children:"
16. And this discussion on equality:
17. This:
18. Oh, and this:
19. This real report on bathrooms.
20. And this monstrosity of puns:
21. THIS IMPORTANT DISCOVERY:
22. And the great, great questions answered:
23. This unbelievable FACT:
24. The discovery of the 21th:
25. And the journalistic investigation that went deep into cats, and what they lick.
26. This:
27. And this deep look into hard stools:
28. This juxtaposition of lost / found.
29. And this:
