1. "Do you work here?"
2. "You don't have it?! Fine. I'm going to Coles / Woolworths / Aldi / some other competitor."
3. "Hey we're really busy can you come back from your lunch break early."
4. "You've been working there HOW long?!"
5. "The customer is always right."
6. "I know you're closing but I'll only be a second!"
7. "Have a good weekend!"
8. "Can't you just look it up on your computer???!"
9. "Can you do this any cheaper?"
Oh yeah! Let me just call up Mr.Woolworths or Mr.Coles and get them to do me a solid by making everything cheaper for you in your crazy fairyland fantasy.