27 Reasons The Chicken Schnitty Is The Greatest Meal On The Planet

We should all become members of the Chicken Schnitty Appreciation Society.

1. Chicken Schnitty’s are actually shaped like hearts. Because you love them.

2. They are one of the few foods that can actually love you back.

4. Look at those two, luscious wings, ready to hold you ever closer.

6. Topped with prawns…

9. Chicken Schnitty’s are one of the few foods you could eat continuously for the rest of your life without suffering dietary complaints.

14. The chicken schnitty spans all cultures. Here is the wondrous Mexican chicken schnitty.

18. The side salad is simply for show. It’s all about that schnitty.

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Brad Esposito is a staff writer for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney, Australia.
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