19 Things Drake Definitely Says

    "Find her..."

    1.

    Drake buys a balloon from a street vendor. "Find her," he whispers, and lets it float away into the sky.

    2.

    "All of these crutches and I still can't stand you."

    3.

    Disneyland. Winter. Drake studies a map of the theme park. "YOU ARE HERE", the sign reads. "Yeah," Drake mutters. "But where is she?"

    4.

    "Trick or treat!" "No tricks, kids. Just treat her right," Drake says. He hands them an apple each and returns to his armchair.

    5.

    TSA security stops Drake. "Sir, we need to search your satchel." He thinks to himself, "You won't find her."

    6.

    Drake has a tinder, but has never swiped right. He softly says "it's because none of them are her" as he smiles and looks at the ground.

    7.

    Hospital. A woman is going in for heart surgery. Drake grabs her hand. "We'll get through this," he says, "I know how a broken heart feels."

    8.

    When Drake says "0-100 real quick" remember he's Canadian, so he means kilometers not miles. So he's really going 0-60 kind of quick

    9.

    drake says we can crash at his house if we read him a bedtime story

    10.

    "Any dessert for you, sir?" "Oh no thank you, I'm stuffed!" Drake says, flashing a fake smile. "Stuffed, yet so empty," he thinks.

    11.

    A taxi pulls up. Drake gets in. "Where to, sir?" the driver asks. "Just drive," Drake whispers. "Just drive."

    12.

    Drake hands over his passport at the terminal. "Destination, sir?" Drake shakes his head. "Somewhere else," he whispers.

    13.

    Drake gazes at a group of schoolchildren playing and laughing on a playground. Turning away he whispered," all I did was cry as a child."

    14.

    Doing his math homework, drake comes across the question "find x." Tears roll down his face. "I've been trying to lose her."

    15.

    Afternoon. Driving on a road. Drake see's a squirrel. Swerving to avoid it he crashes into a tree. "I'd rather it be me than you," he said.

    16.

    Drake falls and scrapes his knee. To the trickling blood he begs, "please don't leave me. She already did"

    17.

    Winter. Late evening. Drake pulls a blanket over his cold body. "Nobody has given me this much comfort my whole life," he thinks to himself.

    18.

    "Dad, I got an A+!" Drakes son exclaims. "Son, life isn't about grades, it's about treating her right," drake explains softly

    19.

    Rainy day. Hailstorm. Drake stumbles on the sidewalk. A passerby offers to help him up. "Don't" he says. "Nobody has helped me up before"