1. Sunburn isn't rad.
2. And no matter what you think, sunburn won't give you abs.
3. It creates multiple layers of pain.
4. It is a fickle beast.
5. But it can make you SUFFER.
6. And you can't even touch / be touched by people.
7. Application needs to be thorough. Don't skimp.
8. Even if it tans you'll look like a cigarette.
9. You might think your burnt batman logo is cool at the time. But in a few years you will cringeeeee.
10. "Sick sunburn dude." - No one ever.
11. "OMG I'm so jealous of your red flaky skin." - No one ever.
12. Seriously. This is not a comparison you want.
13. It makes everything hard. Even walking.
14. And don't forget - you can get sunburnt at the snow!
So remember:
