1. FIRST THING’S FIRST. OBVIOUSLY TONY ABBOTT IS A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI:
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4. YOU DIDN’T THINK CHRIS “REPTILE” HEMSWORTH COULD HAVE MADE IT THAT BIG INTERNATIONALLY WITHOUT A FEW SACRIFICES DID YOU?!!?!
5. WE PRACTICALLY HAVE A MONUMENT TO THE ILLUMINATI IN THE MIDDLE OF SYDNEY!!!!!!!!
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6. THEY RUB IT IN OUR FACE EVERY YEAR!
7. AND WHEN YOU JOIN THE OPERA HOUSE, THE HARBOUR BRIDGE AND KIRRIBILLI HOUSE THIS HAPPENS. COINCIDENCE?!??!?!?!! NO!!!! NOT AT ALL.
8. YOUR CHILDHOOD CARTOONS? ILLUMINATI PROPAGANDA!
12. VEGEMITE + ILLUMINATI = ILLUMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU MONSTERS! YOU ANIMALS!!!!!!!
13. BEER…ILLUMINATI. ARE YOU EVEN SHOCKED?
14. WAKE UP!!! LOOK AROUND!! SEE THE SIGNS!!
15. PAVLOVA? EGG WHITES + SUGAR + ILLUMINATI!
18. WOOLWORTHS? COLES? IT DOESN’T MATTER!!!!! IT’S ALL CONTROLLED!
Brad Esposito is a News Reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney, Australia.
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