1. When she preached the truth:
2. And really hammered the importance of cookies in one's life:
3. When she set her goals and stuck to them:
4. When she gave people hope only to take it all away:
5. When she delivered some humble pie to Chuckie:
6. When she perfectly summed up getting older:
7. When she smashed the patriarchy:
8. When she got to the bottom of love:
9. When she delivered this sick burn on Tommy:
10. When she put her dreams into words:
11. When she perfected the hair flick:
12. When she made plans for her future:
13. When she praised the miracles of "elastic perjury".
14. When she gave herself some free compliments:
15. When she told her parents to back the fuck off:
16. When she got the dating game just right:
17. When she told the wannabes the truth:
18. And when she pointed out not only her FLAWLESS breakfast routine, but also her high chocolate standards:
