1. Well this is a good start.
2. So competitive…
3. Not really sure what to make of this.
4. Speaking of vegemite.
5. Well that’s not nice, Google.
6. Seriously? You’re a bit of a jerk.
7. Suck it Sydneysiders.
8. And Brisbanites…
9. And Darwinites…
10. Okay Tourism Australia really needs to get on top of this.
11. Be competitive if you want, Melbourne. We’re all the same (apparently)
12. Well, if you’re good at something…
13. Wait, what?
15. Kangaroos: dangerous, jacked AND mean,
16. “I’ll only marry him if he’s a not funny genius, dammit!”
17. BE AFRAID.
18. Platypus: a pet that can kill you :)
19. Because why not/Because why not/Because why not/Flies
20. Platypus, +61, Bundaberg, 22.68 million.
21. Tony Abbott: star of The Lizard Matrix
22. How progressive.
23. It’s not always about being the best, AFL.
(also apparently all Australian sport is gay)
24. Better get your PR people onto this one, Tony.
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