1. Zooey was born on the 17th of January 1980. I was born on the 5th of March 1993. WE WERE BOTH BORN IN THE TWENTIETH CENTURY.
And yes, we’re on a first name basis.
2. Zooey enjoys playing guitar. I ALSO ENJOY PLAYING GUITAR.
The music we could make together…
3. Zooey is good friends with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. MY MIDDLE NAME IS JOSEPH.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
4. In February 2012 Zooey hosted Saturday Night Live. I WATCH SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
I also watched that episode. TWICE.
5. In a 2011 interview Zooey admitted to doing her homework dressed as a princess. I ALSO HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DO HOMEWORK.
FUCK I HATE FRANCO.
6. In the same interview she recalled that she talks to her mom every day. I FUCKING LIVE WITH MY MOM.
And i talk to her. Sometimes.
7. Zooey’s sister, Emma, is on the TV Show “Bones.” BONES COMPRISE MY SKELETAL STRUCTURE.
8. Zooey is known for her trademark hair. I ALSO HAVE HAIR.
9. Zooey is divorced. SO ARE MY PARENTS.
Who names their band Death Cab For Cutie? Honestly.