Seven Signs You're A Bad Australian

(but typical, none the less)

1. You've never been to the top of this -

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And no matter who slaps their name on it it will always be called the Centre Point Tower.

2. You hate the taste of this -

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Or XXXX, Cascade, and any other Aussie beer.

3. You don't own one of these bad boys -

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Although you know a guy that has one and wears it ritualistically.

4. The only time you've worn Tradie's Fluro Workwear was at a themed party.

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And you looked like a total tool.

5. Whenever this song comes on you want to pull your ears off -

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Oh, and you also hate Waltzing Matilda.

6. The thought of eating a meat pie makes you wanna barf

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Even this image is gag-inducing.

7. And finally - You only go to the beach three times a year

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And the whole time you're there you wonder why you left the comforts of your home and its heated pool.