21 Reasons Angel Might Not Be Worth It

No Angels were harmed in the making of this list.

1. He uses the word "crazy" to describe women...

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... and then he uses "soothing" to counter it.

2. Thank God he wasn't in Central Park when Santa's sleigh crashed because he wouldn't have sung and given it the Christmas spirit to fly again.

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3. He dances like this.

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No, Angel.

4. Sometimes he turns into the cruelest creature in history.

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But only if you have good sex first.

5. What?

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6. This isn't even a good joke.

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And I think he thinks it is.

7. This is literally all you need to know about him.

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BOOOORINGGGGG.

8. MOMENTS EARLIER, HE JUST RUINED THIS PRECIOUS MAN'S ENTIRE LIFE.

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That was 1998, and it's still never going to be OK.

9. On occasion, he'll become a bloody puppet.

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10. An evil, bloody puppet.

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11. What a great way to make a clean break.

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"Wild horses couldn't drag me away..."

12. He can't handle a swift kick to the balls.

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13. His moods are unpredictable.

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In all fairness, that might have something to do with the demon inside him.

14. Wait a second. There's a demon inside him.

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15. No matter what, he'll only care about Buffy.

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You wouldn't hold a candle to the Slayer. But, like, I mean. She's the Slayer.

16. He can't handle pet names.

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Just let yourself be loved, Angel.

17. He is always 100% done with everything.

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If you're looking for a guy who will watch Tangled with you for the 97th time, that's probably not Angel.

18. That's really creepy.

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And personal. Angel will spill your personal secrets.

19. One time, he hit the woman he loves.

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Not OK.

20. Pushing, pushing...

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21. And finally, sometimes he makes this face.

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Not his greatest offense by a long shot, but still. Not a good face.