Noah: What It All Really Means

The trailer for Noah hit the internet today. Here’s what I learned: Human beings are all descended from awesome things. And Superman is our big brother they never told us about. I got this because I read the Bible once. Really.

2. Emma Watson is in Noah so…

3. We’re wizards

She went to Hogwarts, okay?

4. Anthony Hopkins is in Noah so…

5. We’re Asgardian

He is the father of Thor. Duh.

6. And Russell Crowe IS Noah so…

7. WE’RE ALL LOST CHILDREN OF KRYPTON!

He was Jor-El. Superman MUST be our big brother we never knew about.

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