Tight End Named "Butt" Authors Greatest-Ever Tweet About Being A Tight End Named "Butt"

You gotta own it.

Jake Butt is a freshman tight end for the Michigan football team.

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Allusions to the double meaning of "tight end" — as in, it's both a football position and a way you could describe someone's butt — have a rich history.

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And now, here's this guy who plays "tight end," and his NAME is "butt." Can you imagine?!?!?

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Jake Butt has it under control, though. Here's a tweet he sent out after this Saturday's game.

jake butt @JBooty_88

Yes I'm a tight end. Yes my last name is butt. Hhahaha

04:39 AM - 22 Sep 2013

jake butt

@JBooty_88

Yes I'm a tight end. Yes my last name is butt. Hhahaha

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Perfect. He even nailed it with the username.