1. Jake Butt is a freshman tight end for the Michigan football team.
2. Allusions to the double meaning of “tight end” — as in, it’s both a football position and a way you could describe someone’s butt — have a rich history.
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3. And now, here’s this guy who plays “tight end,” and his NAME is “butt.” Can you imagine?!?!?
4. Jake Butt has it under control, though. Here’s a tweet he sent out after this Saturday’s game.
Yes I’m a tight end. Yes my last name is butt. Hhahaha
5. Perfect. He even nailed it with the username.
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