Jake Butt is a freshman tight end for the Michigan football team.
Allusions to the double meaning of "tight end" — as in, it's both a football position and a way you could describe someone's butt — have a rich history.
And now, here's this guy who plays "tight end," and his NAME is "butt." Can you imagine?!?!?
Jake Butt has it under control, though. Here's a tweet he sent out after this Saturday's game.