Maybe because it’s almost EASTER!…
Shatterproof, you say?
I guess it beats coal.
Nothing makes Santa happier than GUNS.
Closed on Christmas? Really??
Wow, talk about an after-Christmas DEAL!
As if “Christmas in July” wasn’t already contrived enough.
Pro tip: the nutrients are in the ears!
Beat the holiday rush.
So, its basically a barn and some wise men, then?
Thanks for that morbid reminder.
Don’t you have when white people try to talk gangsta?
The new hit reality show…
OK, that seals it. We’re all going to hell.