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    You Know You're In Chi Alpha If...

    Seven simple statements that show how plugged in you are in Chi Alpha Campus Ministries. Note - This is a post designed to make you laugh. Do not build theological constructs from it. Written by a group of wonderful folks at Edinboro Chi Alpha and published by Blane Young from DC Chi Alpha.

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    All your likes on social media are from the same twenty people.

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    It happens, be honest.

    People Think You're in a Fraternity or Sorority

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    More like Hebrew life, amen?

    You've Heard the Term, "Flirt to Convert".

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    You don't agree with it, but it does seem useful at tabling. Hypothetically, of course.

    Recruiting for Small Group is More Aggressive than a Presidential Election

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    And you lean into the spiritual gift of awkwardness.

    You Believe "Oceans" Should be the Response Song Every Week

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    And when the band starts to play it, this happens.

    Every Beautiful Sunset is Mass Instagrammed and Then Followed by a Worship Jam Session

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    #nofilter #godscreation

    Being in Service Feels Like You're in an Urban Outfitters Catalog

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    V-necks, scarves, skinny jeans, oh you know, the essentials.

    What would you add?

    And remember, be nice.

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