Larry the Cable Guy Cheeseburger Flavored Tater Chips
Brown leatherette tri-fold pirate hat
A lighter disguised as a cigarette
Taming The Tornado Tube: 50 Weird And Wacky Things To Do With A Tornado Tube
Lucky Bloke Ultimate Condom Sampler
Paul Walker RIP Memory Quote Shirt
Paul Walker RIP Too Fast Too Soon Shirt
And finally, The Official How I Met Your Mother Grey Silk Suitjamas
So that's it for the The Best Damn Last Minute Holiday Gift Guide on the Internet. I'm sure it helped out a ton!
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