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The other day I was out in town when some chavs started on me, threatening to beat me up. "Do you know who my dad is?" one of them asked. "No," I replied. "Do you?"
Why are Chavs always pregnant?Because you can't get Burberry condoms!
How do you confuse Chavs?Use big words like exponential or cat.
Two chavs are in a car and no music is playing. Who's driving? The Police.
What's the difference between a male chav and a female chav?Female chavs have a higher sperm count...and can spit farther!
Two Chavs walked into a club.Actually it was my 5 iron.
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?A Nova seats 4
How many Chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything.
What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter
Why are Chavs like Slinkies?They have no real use, but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
Why doesn't Viagra work on chavs?'Cos they only get hard when they've got ten mates behind them.
Why are chavs like roads?They're dangerous, covered in white stripes and paid for out of our taxes.
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