When I was a kid I was thirsty after playing around in the pool so got out to have a sip of my coke, and I got a mouthful of ash and a cigarette butt…. turns out my mother was using it as an ashtray. True story.

I once got a giant mound of dorito seasoning in a snack size bag of doritos. It was just a giant ball of seasoning. True story!

I once found an onion ring in my carton of fries. Best day of my life.

Wow! I found a beetle in a wrap sandwich when I used to work at a “unique grocery store”…that will remain nameless since I’d rather not get sued.

I found a burnt fly in my taco from Taco Bell.

Years ago my mom opened a can of spaghetti and meatballs. When she poured it into a bowl to microwave it she noticed what looked like little buck teeth, then a tail, then pieces of a little gray body. That poor little mouse! Needless to say canned spaghetti and meatballs were never purchased again.

I found a sour patch kid in my gummy sharks. So weird… I didnt even know it was the same company that made those two types of candy.

This kind of reminds me of a bag of chips that I bought from a vending machine. I opened it up and it was literally just air. No chips. True story, mates.

Last week I found what looked like a pencil in a bag of Doritos. It was completely coated with the orange powder flavoring, so I snapped it in two to get a look at what was really inside it. It was a solid, perfectly-shaped round stick of the ground corn mixture Doritos are made of. I guess it probably would have been OK to eat it but I didn’t. That does make me wonder if a new “Doritos Pencils” product would sell, though. About 10 years ago I found what looked like the fingertip from a rubber glove in the bottom of a can of Diet Coke. Of course I didn’t know it was in there until after I drank most of the can! I went to drink the last little bit when I felt something touch my lip and all of a sudden the drink tasted like chewing on a rubber band. I dumped it out in the sink and saw the piece of the glove. I didn’t call Coca-Cola and complain although I now think I probably should have. I just figured they wouldn’t do anything since I drank almost the entire can of soda before I found something in the very bottom. This is a good reason to pour soda from a can into a glass before you drink it!

I found Kat Von D’s cat in a bag of Crispy Critters.

Ugh, remember the snake head in the broccoli? I am terrified of snakes! I would have cried had it been me that found it! A few weeks ago Ashley posted about the frog found in a bag of frozen vegetables. Yum.