“Young”? I mean…he's at least 30 here. He's younger than he is now, but I was hoping for something in his 20s or some shit.

This from his show Late World, right?

“My favorite DJ is Rick Dees.”

I have the distinction of being one of the few people who actually watched Late World when it was on the air.  “Russel [Jim] Crowe [Laws]!”