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How to Turn Your Penis Into an Olympic Mascot

The new Olympic mascots sure are swell, now if only there was a way to make your own. Wait you can provided you have a Y chromosome. Via Bite Daily.

Rob Scott Community Contributor posted about 2 years ago
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  • 2. Place the arms on the Penis

  • 3. Position the Eye on the Penis

  • 4. Put the Silly Hat on top of the penis

  • 5. Put the Olympic Logo on to the Penis's chest area

  • 6. Wrap the Penis in your flag of choice

  • 7. Ruin a centuries old Sporting Event

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