Don't 5 and 8 kinda contradict each other?
Let's say you have one week to write a five-page paper. Assuming 25 kids to a class, that's 125 pages the teacher has to thoroughly read and correct, and assuming they are still assigning more homework, two weeks seems about write, especially if you want the teacher to actually give helpful comments.

Such a bad list. About half this stuff doesn't belong, especially rock paper scissors.