Morning wood happens. Post-workout-wood happens. The sun-is-shining-wood happens. It pretty much happens whenever the fuck it feels like happening.

Fail. No boner here.

I think celeb ladies have the weird cleavage exposé, celeb dudes have weird boners — true or not, they make for giggle-worthy pics :P

I'm so glad they circled the offensive body part as I wasn't sure where to locate a boner on the body.

If that's a boner, then his right shin also has a boner.

I think it's just a wrinkle. No wonder celebrities are wary of the public! Let someone take your picture, the next thing you know accusations are flying all over the internets.

boner spotting fail

im more interested in his combination of socks and sandals tbh…

A divining rod, I believe. This is where to drill the well.

what is wrong with you people?

what exactly is a “normal-looking” post-workout boner? …For my own future reference, of course.

Ha. Man purse.

Men's sweatpants + wearing them in public = pretty good chance you're gonna see a junk lump.

It's like a compass. Pointed south.