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Gob Bluth IRL

In the illusion biz, a kickin' headshot & sweet card fans are the key to self-promotion. And let me just tell you, these guys not only specialize in card tricks, they're also great at making things disappear....like women.

  • Part time magician, full time pimp.

  • Getting way medieval on those cards...

  • It's all about photo-bombing paddle boarder misdirection.

  • Magic can't buy you class.

  • Meet the President, Secretary, Treasurer and sole member of Grover Cleveland's Magic Club.

  • And for my next trick, Chris Hansen will round the corner and read our magical-sex-IMs.

  • No, not a deck. One...giant....card, motherfuckers.

  • okay so this isn't technically magic.........or is it?