• Part time magician, full time pimp.

  • Getting way medieval on those cards…

  • It’s all about photo-bombing paddle boarder misdirection.

  • Magic can’t buy you class.

  • Meet the President, Secretary, Treasurer and sole member of Grover Cleveland’s Magic Club.

  • And for my next trick, Chris Hansen will round the corner and read our magical-sex-IMs.

  • No, not a deck. One…giant….card, motherfuckers.

  • okay so this isn’t technically magic………or is it?