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    Just Keep Your Kids In The House

    Ok, so a teacher in a Chicago suburb has been fired for allegedly masturbating behind a podium while teaching class. Seriously, hide your kids.

    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/11/15/teacher-accused-of-masturbating-in-class/