This is Paul LePage, the Governor of Maine.
Recently, Gov. LePage used a squeaky toy and a Christmas tree as props in his press conference about a $6.7 billion budget deal.
The press conference took place on June 17.
June = Christmastime.
(Maine is very far north).
LePage decorated the Christmas Tree with images of Maine's State Legislators.
"But Governor — why use a Christmas tree at all?" Maine asks.
METAPHOR. Or wait. Synecdoche? No. Analogy.
We can't know.
But LePage's rhetoric at 00:45 sec, "They all sit in the darkened room, when everybody else is in bed, and they make these little deals among themselves" seems to be a heavily-paraphrased allusion to "A Visit From St. Nicholas":
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
"And what was the matter, Paul LePage?" Maine inquires.
"PS, what is that enormous pile of paper the pigs are standing on?" Maine whispers.
LePaul notes, while squeezing the squeaky-toy pig of the bunch, that the porcine triumvirate more specifically signifies "what happens when you close the door and then you try to force a governor to, to approve a budget when we don't know what's in it."
...So it's a copy of the itemized plan for the $6.7 billion budget?
This press conference is a goddamn literary fractal equation.
The pig-budget section of the metaphor-analogy-synecdoche could branch out in any number of directions. Some possibilities:
1) Three Little Pigs (of Maine legislature) —> Wolves in Pig's clothing —> They'll Huff and They'll Puff and They'll Blow Our Budgetary Limits
2) Pigs in a Blanket —> What's under the blanket? —> Corruption!
3) Roman Oligarchy —> Oink-igarchy —> The Christmas tree full of legislators standing behind me is the Brutus to my Julius Caesar
4) Swine Flu —> Apocalypse
"One last thing." Maine says. "How many Christmas trees did you have to chop down to print out that copy of the budget, Governor LePage?"
You must have burned through like three printer cartridges.
Good budgeting.