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1. What do you give a very talented vagina at the end of her show-stopping act?
2. What do you give a very brave vagina who has been wounded in the line of duty?
3. What carol lyric are very festive vaginas fond of singing during the holiday season?
4. What do very savvy lawyer-vaginas include in their new client contracts?
5. Where do very lucky vaginas with extra vacation days go sailing and sun-bathing?
6. What do very disciplined vaginas wear while training for a marathon?
7. When chatting over drinks with vagina friends to relax after a long day of teaching linguistics to entitled, undergrad penises who keep referring to them as "cunning linguists" on Yik Yak, what do very clever professor vaginas use in slang conversation?
8. When a very eco-conscious, rustic vagina leaves the city and its concrete wiles and incivilities behind her to take up organic farming and only eats her own garden's vegetables, what does she call herself?
9. If a very free-spirited vagina loses her mind a little bit and decides to go camping for an indeterminate period, and, at some point, decides to lay claim to a mountain as "conquered territory," what would she name aforementioned mountain?
10. How many very powerful POTUS vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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