The 4 Worst Kinds Of Humans On Tinder

That's it, I'm dying alone.

1. "Where's Waldo?"

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Dude, WHICH ONE ARE YOU? I suppose I could sit here and guess which bro in plaid you are, but 10 times out of 10 I'll be disappointed.

2. The One Trying To Beat the System

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Oh, aren't you clever? Yes, the 4 pictures of your feline sidekick definitely lead me to believe that you are way too intelligent to stoop to the shallow level of Tinder. But here's the thing... you chucked your ability to make a "statement" out the window when you signed up for this damn app.

You are not a special snowflake.

3. The Ray-Bans

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This charmer sports a different pair of sunglasses in every photo. The glowing sign on his forehead advertising his mastery of douchebaggery is not, in fact, the most concerning factor here. I mean, sweet shades bro-ski, but where is yo face?? (And uh... what's wrong with it?)

4. The Stock Photo Superstar

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Two things go through my mind when I encounter yet another ringmaster:

1) Was there a fucking photos-with-tigers convention that I wasn't invited to?

2) Ugh, he's a cat person. Ew.