8 Things We Don't Want To See In The Wolverine

It's a matter of days until the second solo film from everyone's favourite adamantium-clawed anti-hero hits the big screen. The Japan storyline is in. Hopes are high. But, like the character himself, can The Wolverine escape its terrible Origins?

So you find out that they're doing another Wolverine solo film, and this time they're doing the Japan storyline. You react thusly:

You see those posters with WOLVERINE and a SAMURAI SWORD and you’re all like:

But then you remember… X-Men Origins: Wolverine pretty much totally sucked

But there is hope! As long as the following can be avoided, we might get a brilliant Wolverine film yet... here are 8 things we don't want to see in The Wolverine :

1) The Blob. THE BLOB.

Just, don't :(

2) Adamantium bullets

Oh, brother *eye roll*

3) Crappy CGI claws

*CGI too crappy, does not compute*

4) Wolverine falling for a character who will inevitably die

Love interest dies, cue mutant moping. Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

5) Wolverine walking away from a CGI explosion

*Puts on shades*

6) Hugh J'asscrack

No ifs, no butts. Please.

7) A totally f'ed up attempt at doing Deadpool

Yes Ryan Reynolds, look disappointed. Is there a comic book character you haven't messed up yet?

8) And please, for the love of god, no Will.I.Frickin.Am

In short – GIVE US BACK BADASS WOLVERINE

You know, this guy

Amen

You up for that, Hugh?

Sweet, see you at the Box Office.