Benjamin Sapiens earned the Lefty Award on Jan 21 because of their love for stuff that's progressive and liberal. BuzzFeed has notified the proper authorities and Glenn Beck will be arriving shortly in a black helicopter to have them "re-educated."
Benjamin Sapiens earned the Cute Spotter Award on Sep 25 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!
Benjamin Sapiens received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. Benjamin Sapiens is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.
Benjamin Sapiens earned the Enthusiast Award on Sep 14 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
Benjamin Sapiens earned the Trash Collector Award on Aug 08 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
Benjamin Sapiens won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Jul 08 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!
Benjamin Sapiens earned the Sense of Humor Award on Jun 19 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.