Yes, Jack is trolling you. Y’all are taking this way too seriously.
Yes, Jack is trolling you. Y’all are taking this way too seriously.
In my seven-ish years of knowing Jack, I’ve only won a match against him when the handicap was set very high in my favor. He’s a machine and if you’re able to beat him, you have my eternal respect.
http://www.skinniesrecords.com/
This guy is kind of an ass, but he’s keeping it alive. Also, I frequented #3 and #17. Sad times.
Sorry, just realized what you meant by that—you’re cheering their rivals. I’m a jackass.
Wrong college, buddy. That’s Univ. of Utah.
Thank god.
I truly hate the work of Phil Collins. Irony only gets you so far.
Discovering that Blondie’s best tracks are covers was a bit disheartening.
Yes! Nerdy Linux/KDE reference!
http://twitter.com/#!/brokeassben
I don’t think this tweet needs any explanation.
You won this one, Turtlefeed. Next Sweater Battle, I’ll be better prepared.
A couple memorable Jack Shepherd quotes from previous rounds of Sweaters: “You know what they say - don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Or a ratty-ass Sears pullover to a game of Sweaters.” and my favorite “@brokeassben is the only guy I know who has the balls to show up for a game of Sweaters with no sweater. Gutsy move, Peterson, but you lose.”
This is the submission from our last battle, but I think it should still count.
Actually, most of these make sense. Maybe you aren’t as bad as they make you out to be, SF.
It was good while it lasted. Now I can only dream of one day owning an iPad…
Uh, this is way more lame than any self righteous vegan.
Man, I haven’t seen the Jack Dance in a bit. Those are some famous moves, Jack Shepherd.
This made its rounds years ago and Glenn Beck’s insanity seems to have overshadowed him, but let’s not forget Bill O’Reilly was a tabloid report before ending up on Fox “News”.