USB is the Devil's Preferred Method of Data Transfer
Every time you use a USB device, you're doing the Devil's work. Supposedly the leader of a Brazilian evangelical Christian cult, Peace Beloved of the Lord, is telling his followers that USB is off limits because of the Satanic nature of the USB logo.
Here's a bad Google translation from the original:
"The symbol of what (name even he likes to say) is a trident, which is used to torture souls go to hell. Use only a symbol of those shows that all users of this technology pífia are actually worshipers of Satan"
I'm so screwed.