21. The poor girl who wanted a completely different type of blow-out.
17. The poor kid who just wanted to enjoy the serenity of the forest.
14. The poor bridesmaids who thought they were gonna catch a bouquet.
11. The poor bro who just wanted to play the wooden spoon game fairly.
8. The poor cubicle worker who will have to crawl into his cubicle now.
6. The dad who just wanted a relaxing Saturday with his beer and slippers.
5. The poor guy who just wanted to sleep off his hangover.
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