21. The poor girl who wanted a completely different type of blow-out.
20. The poor weightlifter who just wanted to be big and strong.
18. The poor scientist who just wanted to get some lab work done.
17. The poor kid who just wanted to enjoy the serenity of the forest.
14. The poor bridesmaids who thought they were gonna catch a bouquet.
13. The poor child who thought he was kicking a ball full of air.
12. The poor boy just trying to take a nap.
11. The poor bro who just wanted to play the wooden spoon game fairly.
8. The poor cubicle worker who will have to crawl into his cubicle now.
7. The poor bro who wanted to take a firework free shower.
6. The dad who just wanted a relaxing Saturday with his beer and slippers.
5. The poor guy who just wanted to sleep off his hangover.
3. This poor tired farm boy just trying to take and afternoon nap.
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