33. You can cross the road much easier if you’re a ninja.
29. You can hang this sign on your door if you’re a ninja.
27. This is how you check the structural integrity of your chimney.
24. It is much easier to cause drama with your friends.
22. You will be able to have a pet beaver if you’re a ninja.
20. This is the back of your Toyota if you’re a ninja.
15. Obviously no one will be able to shoot you if you’re a ninja.
13. It is much easier to hit on the girl in the office above yours.
12. You can get easy employment in the entertainment industry.
9. This is how you practice your religion if you’re a ninja.
1. Even if the authorities are present you never stop being a ninja.
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