33 Things That Are Much Easier When You’re A Ninja

It is the only way you will survive.

33. You can cross the road much easier if you’re a ninja.

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32. And it is much easier to explore the wilderness.

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31. You can break up a monster truck fight.

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30. And rid your house of flies.

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29. You can hang this sign on your door if you’re a ninja.

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28. And this can be your wedding photo!

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27. This is how you check the structural integrity of your chimney.

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26. It is very easy to score a soccer goal.

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25. It is easy to intimidate Hot Pocket eaters.

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24. It is much easier to cause drama with your friends.

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23. It is much easier to stop shoplifters.

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22. You will be able to have a pet beaver if you’re a ninja.

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21. This is how you get groceries.

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20. This is the back of your Toyota if you’re a ninja.

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19. This is how you enter your apartment.

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18. This is what you look like going to work.

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And this is all you need to take to work.

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17. It is much easier to take a step back in line.

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16. You can even hide from your own mom.

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15. Obviously no one will be able to shoot you if you’re a ninja.

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14. You dont have to follow rules.

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Clearly.

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13. It is much easier to hit on the girl in the office above yours.

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12. You can get easy employment in the entertainment industry.

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Clearly.

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11. It is a lot easier to get around your campus.

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10. This is the way you change tracks on the subway.

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9. This is how you practice your religion if you’re a ninja.

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8. Everybody wants you on their dodgeball team.

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7. This is how you de-friend someone if you’re a ninja.

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6. It is much easier to tuck yourself in.

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5. This is how you board an airplane.

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4. And it is much easier to cut fruit.

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3. This is how you use the a public restroom.

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2. And this is how you take out your trash.

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1. Even if the authorities are present you never stop being a ninja.

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So ninjas, keep being awesome!

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The world respects you.

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